Guinness is for Dumbos.

Have you seen the new ad?

Every Guinness is unique?

How stupid can you get?

It’s ridiculous!

Every glass of water is unique. So is every can of Fosters or glass of wine. So why is Guinness trying to convince us that there is something more special about its glass of liquid than any other glass of liquid?

They must think we’re all stupid!

Next time you go down a pub and see an individual nursing their pint of Guinness you’ll have to accept that you might be looking at a half-wit. They’ll be thinking their pint is unique when, if the truth be told, their pint is no more unique than that last dollop of poo they plopped from their bottom when they last went to the lavatory!

Get real!

---October 20, 2013---

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