Banks
are disgusting, revolting, sickening.





Banks ae disgusting, revolting, sickening,
They get money at a half percent,
Then this is mostly to the people lent,
At a massive twenty percent.

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
Always wanting more,
On each bank door by law,
Should be a sign of the claw.

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening.
Inside you'll find staff with horns and tails,
And from there comes oft the sound of anguished wails,
As greed more innocents impales.

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
But alas electronics means that them we need,
So banks more banks did breed,
And now all on the people feed.

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
All slime and grime,
Use advertising pantomime.
To pretend they are divine.

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
Boils upon society,
The oozing pus now all can see,
The putrid stench makes all want to flee.

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
Politicians have led all astray,
And banks alas seem here to stay,
So they can with your paper play.

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
And as they did themselves in society entangle,
They now seek each day an angle,
With which financially to someone strangle,

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
They know that we their deaths can't cheer,
So where do we go from here?
What course can we steer?

Banks are disgusting, revolting, sickening,
And in spirit so revolting,
Many at their doors can't help vomiting,
But still they to the future doors are bolting.

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Because bankers are viewed by many as parasites,
We should really be able to go into a hardware store
And buy anti-banker spray.
We could then spray this
In the doorways of pubs and restaurants
we like to frequent.
In this way we could be sure
We didn't have to mix with anyone
Associated with banks.

---December 20, 2010---

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