When I Win The Lottery.




When I win the lottery,
What I'm going to do,
Is pee it up against the wall,
Pee it up against the wall.

When I win the lottery,
Many things I'm going to do,
Women wine and song,
Are going to be my song
When I win the lottery.

I'll be given swap tokens,
When I win the lottery,
Backed by the government,
And the word of Gordon Brown,
When I win the lottery.

Jack, Pat and Harriet,
Don't need to win the lottery,
They've got their noses in the trough,
So all of us for them must cough,
And they don't need to win the lottery.

Lots of real shoes like Mandelson,
Don't want to win the lottery,
As for themselves they loads can fiddle,
Don't they love the folks to diddle?
No need for them to win the lottery.

When I win the lottery,
They will me in coloured paper pay,
But before its value does to nothing fall,
I'll pee it up against the wall,
Pee it up against the wall.
When I win the lottery.

---August 6, 2009---

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