Westminster And Heathrow

Is Westminster
Or is it just that in there sits,
Our nation's worst half-wits?

People who make plain,
They lack a brain,
By sitting there so glassy-eyed,
And looking ready to be certified.

They think they strike a clever pose,
With mucus drooping from their nose,
And spittle on their chin,
As they shout and make a din.

But though they often are abuzz,
Stupid is as stupid does,
And in recession a new runway,
The word 'half-wit' does display.

---January 16, 2009---

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