When the credit crunch,
Does all your aspirations scrunch,
Don't be a fool,
Relax. Stay cool,
No need to fret,
Just light a cigarette.
For when disaster finds in life a voice,
Cigarettes should be the drug of choice.


Patricia Hewitt, the anti-smoking fanatic,
is the daughter of a millionaire
and so has never had a financial worry in her life.
So what does she know?
What does any rich politician or
wealthy doctor know?

---November 17, 2008---

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