Elevator.



A barrister and accountant in a lift,
Stood as upwards them the lift did lift.
But as manners the accountant led,
He to the legal beagle nicely said,
"A lovely day is it not?'
But he suddenly got hot,
And before the lady could reply,
He with a cry,
Said "Cherie! Drat!
Please don't answer that,
Because you see,
Your opinion's fee,
I simply can't afford,
So I'd rather be ignored."

---February 16, 2007---

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