A Secret of Success.
If you want to be famous, a star of the screen,
It's simply a case of the way you are seen,
So if close to Bush House,
You make like a louse,
And about the EU try great things to say,
To fame the BBC you will help on your way.
For its soul having sold,
For a promise of gold,
The BBC spins the EU,
And makes decent folk spew.
But once you know this,
If fortune you'd kiss,
About the EU just say something nice,
And from the BBC cake you'll get a nice slice.
---January 18, 2007---